Gakkou

My math teacher called me a ‘disgrace to the human race’ during lunch. It was just a typo.

I got sent to the principal’s office for talking during a math test. I didn’t even know math was a language.

The bell rang, and I ran to the bathroom like I was being chased by a giant f***ing math problem.

I came to school today and my brain felt like it was on fire. I don’t even know why I came.

The lunch was so bad, I think it was trying to kill me. I ate it anyway.

I skipped math class and went to the gym. That was the only time I felt alive today.

I learned how to divide fractions today. I will never use that. Ever.

Why do I need to know the Pythagorean theorem? I don’t even know what a theorem is.

I spent an hour on a question that was just a trick. I was f***ing mad.

My best friend is my worst enemy in class. We’re both in the same math group. It’s f***ing torture.

I got locked in the classroom with my math teacher for 10 minutes. It felt like a lifetime.

I was in a group project with my archenemy. We both failed. It was the best day ever.

My teacher said I was ‘disgracing the class’ for not doing my homework. I was just tired.

The teacher screamed at me so loud, I think I heard my ears pop.

I asked a question, and the teacher said I was ‘disrupting the holy silence of learning.’

I heard the bell, and I ran to my desk like my life depended on it. It did.

The test was so hard, I think my brain exploded. I didn’t even know what I was doing.

I had a test today, and I failed. I don’t even know how that happened.