Gakker

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A guy who can't stop jacking off. He's always on his phone like a lunatic. Has a towel that smells like regret and cum.

My neighbor's a gakker. He screams every time he finishes.

He texted me: 'I just jacked off 12 times. I'm dying.'

He came to my house with a gak towel and a bottle of whiskey.

A man who lives to jerk off. He watches porn like it's his religion. His towel is stained and holy.

He told me he jacked off in the church. The priest was mad.

He DM'd me: 'I just saw a guy eat a taco and I exploded.'

He brought his gak towel to a funeral.

A guy who jacks off so much he’s famous. He’s got a gak towel and a life that’s completely ruined.

He posted a video of himself jacking off in the grocery store.

He told me he’s going to die from cum overload.

He jacked off during a Zoom call and no one said anything.