Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a cat hacks up a hairball so loud it sounds like a sewage backup. You gakked it good.

My cat just gakked in my cereal. I’m eating hair now.

She gakked so hard I thought she was gonna throw up a whole damn kitten.

My dog watched the gack and cried. He’s never gonna recover.

2

You’re so high on life you think you’re a god. You’re gakked like you just won the lottery and got a free taco.

I got gakked when I found out my crush liked me back. I cried happy tears.

He got gakked after his mom gave him a new Xbox. He didn’t even notice his dad passed out.

She got gakked when she found out she got into her dream school. She started doing cartwheels.

3

You’re so out of it you think you’re in a pizza commercial. Gakking is when you’re high on drugs and you’re just barely holding on.

He was gakking so hard he tried to eat a whole pizza by himself.

She was gakking and kept saying, 'I’m gonna be rich, I’m gonna be rich.'

He got gakking from too many benzos and started talking to the ceiling.

4

You stole someone’s idea and now you’re bragging about it like it’s your own. You’re a gakked thief.

He copied my idea and said it was his. I called him a gakked thief.

She stole my essay and got an A. I got a D. I was gakked.

He took my idea and said it was ‘inspired.’ I said, 'You’re gakked.'

5

Speed, meth, crack, whatever you call it. It’s the stuff that makes you run around like a maniac.

I took speed and ran around the block three times. I was a maniac.

She took meth and tried to talk to the mailman. He ran away.

He took crack and started dancing on the ceiling. He was a maniac.

6

It means everything in German. So you can use it for anything. It’s the ultimate slang.

Gakked means everything. So I said, 'I’m gakked.'

He said, 'I’m gakked.' I thought he was being dramatic.

She said, 'I’m gakked.' I said, 'So am I.'

7

Coke, blow, or whatever you call it. It’s the stuff that makes you feel like a king.

He took blow and started talking like he was a king.

She took coke and danced on the table like she owned it.

He took blow and said, 'I’m a king.' I said, 'You’re gakked.'