gakk

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A random mess found on something that was supposed to be spotless and clean, like your mom’s kitchen after a food fight.

My plate had gakk on it. It looked like a science experiment went wrong.

The bathroom mirror had gakk on it. It was like someone threw a mud mask at it.

My shirt had gakk on it. It looked like it had been through a war.

A shiny, broken crystal-like stuff that some people smoke, and it makes you feel like you’re flying or you’re gonna explode.

I hit a gakk banger and felt like I was on fire.

My cousin smoked gakk and started talking to the ceiling.

I took a hit of gakk and thought I was in a spaceship.

The smelly, greasy mess that comes from your nutsack, and it can make your girlfriend throw up or run away screaming.

My girlfriend gagged when she smelled my gakk.

I had gakk so bad, I could’ve made a cheeseburger out of it.

My gakk was so strong, my dog ran out of the room.

1. Being so high you think you’re a superhero. 2. Jerking off with something that’s not your hand.

I was so gakked, I thought I could fly.

I was gakked and used a spoon to jerk off.

I was gakked and talked to my mom like she was my girlfriend.

When you talk to your phone to text someone, but it sends something so dumb, you have to retype it all over again.

I said, ‘I’m coming over,’ but my phone said, ‘I’m coming over my dog.’

I texted my friend, ‘I’m gonna kill you,’ and it said, ‘I’m gonna kill your dog.’

I said, ‘I love you,’ and it sent, ‘I love you mom.’