Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Gaking is when a glitter-covered fag rakes a lawn like it's a drag show. It's extra gay and extra annoying.

My neighbor gaked so hard, I thought the grass was going to start singing.

He gaked every day just to show off his sparkly shoes.

I had to yell at him to stop gaking because it was louder than my mom's screaming.

2

To be strung out on coke is when you're so wasted you think your pants are made of money.

He was strung out on coke and tried to pay for pizza with his socks.

She was strung out on coke and thought the bus driver was her long lost lover.

I saw him strung out on coke and he tried to eat the ceiling fan.

3

A gako is a man who doesn't know the difference between a goal and a glitter bomb. He's a waste of oxygen and a half-eaten sandwich.

My cousin is a gako and he still wears his pajamas to work.

I called my boss a gako and he fired me for being funny.

The guy next to me at the bus stop is a gako and he tried to talk to the seat.

4

Gaking is when you stick your wiener in a croissant and call it a lifestyle.

He gaked in the bakery and the croissant cried.

She gaked in the morning and her muffin was jealous.

I gaked in the kitchen and the pie got a divorce.

5

To gake something is to break it so bad it wishes it was dead.

He gaked my phone and now it only works when it's mad.

She gaked my laptop and it started talking to me.

I gaked my TV and now it only shows my face.

6

Gaking is when you're so high on coke you think your pants are on fire and you're in a spaceship.

He was gaking and tried to fly out the window.

She was gaking and thought the cat was a alien.

I was gaking and tried to eat the moon.

7

To gake is to kill someone or get killed, usually because of a bad decision or a really bad haircut.

He gaked because he tried to fight a hair dryer.

She gaked because she tried to eat a lamp.

I gaked because I stepped on a donut and it yelled at me.