Gakic

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A brick outhouse so tough it could take a punch from a drunk yeti and still laugh in its face.

That outhouse is a gakic. I peed in it and it laughed at me.

My cousin built a gakic in the middle of the desert. It’s still there. Probably still laughing.

I told my boss it was a gakic. He fired me. Then he peed in it. I won.

A birth control device made from a wolverine’s tail sheath. It’s so bad it might make your soul cry.

My aunt used a gakic and now her husband smells like a dead raccoon.

My cousin’s grandma used a gakic. She had six kids and still smelled like a swamp.

My teacher tried a gakic. He failed math and still smells like a dead raccoon.

A mythical beast from Nepal that looks like a Yeti but also has a mean streak and a tattoo of a goat.

I saw a gakic in the mountains. It looked at me and said, 'You’re gonna fail.'

My brother said he saw a gakic eating a goat. I believe him. He’s a weirdo.

My mom told me about a gakic. It’s why she doesn’t go hiking anymore.

When you tickle your lover’s neck so hard they think they’re dying and it’s the best thing ever.

I gakic’d my girlfriend and she fainted. I think she loved it.

My brother gakic’d my sister. She screamed like a goat.

I gakic’d my dog. He ran away and came back with a goat.

Something so big it looks like it came from a monster’s stomach and it’s probably going to eat you.

That sandwich is gakic. It’s like a mountain in my mouth.

My uncle’s nose is gakic. It’s like a bridge in there.

That goat is gakic. It’s like a mountain that also screams.