Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You stick it in her so hard she thinks it’s gonna break her, then you yank it out and rub it on her butt like it’s the last piece of cake.

She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

He was so focused on his cock he forgot to breathe.

She said she’d never take a shower again.

2

You’re so deep in her you think you’re gonna get stuck, then you pull out and rub your cock on her butt like it’s a daily habit.

He told her he was gonna rub it on her butt every day for a week.

She cried because it felt like her butt was on fire.

He said it was the best sex of his life.

3

You stick it in so far she thinks you’re gonna come out the other side, then you rub it on her butt and tell her she’s the worst.

She said she was gonna beat him up later.

He called her a butt-faced loser.

She threw a pillow at his head.

4

You’re so deep in her she thinks you’re gonna stay there forever, then you yank out and rub your cock on her butt like it’s a brand new toy.

He said the butt felt like a velvet blanket.

She said it was the most embarrassing thing ever.

He asked if she wanted a second round.

5

You go so deep in her you think you’re gonna get a brain freeze, then you pull out and rub your cock on her butt like it’s a morning ritual.

She said she had a brain freeze and a butt burn.

He said it was like a full-body massage.

She asked if he had a butt burn cream.

6

You bury your cock so deep in her she thinks it’s gonna be a permanent thing, then you rub it on her butt and say you’re done with her forever.

She said she was gonna get a permanent tattoo of his face.

He said he was going to find a new girl.

She told him to never come back.