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To spew nonsense like a broken toilet after drinking way too much Gak.

I just drank a whole bottle of Gak and now I'm telling you I'm the king of Mars.

He said the moon is made of cheese and that he can prove it with a pizza.

After three shots of Gak, she told me her cat is a wizard and it's going to take over the internet.

To talk like a confused goat after chugging Gak until your brain is on fire.

He said the sky is green and that the sun is actually a giant disco ball.

She told me her fridge has a soul and it's very judgmental.

After Gak, he claimed his hair is made of lightning and it’s going to shock the whole city.

To blabber like a mad chicken after stuffing your face with Gak and pretending it’s a snack.

He said the ocean is a giant soup and that he’s going to swim in it tomorrow.

She told me her dog is a time traveler and it’s going to bring back dinosaurs.

After Gak, he said his pants are alive and they’re plotting against him.

To go on a rant like a madman after Gak has turned your brain to mush.

He told me the clouds are made of spaghetti and that they’re planning a rebellion.

She said her toaster has a PhD and it’s going to start a war.

After Gak, he told me his nose is a spaceship and it’s going to leave Earth.

To talk like a confused alien after Gak has turned your brain into a mess.

He told me the sun is a giant tomato and it’s going to explode next week.

She said her computer is haunted and it’s trying to take over the world.

After Gak, he told me his shoes are robots and they’re going to run away.