gaka

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A Gaka is a weird kid, usually a boy, who acts all quiet and secretive, but when he finally talks, he drops secrets so gross you wish you had never asked him anything.
My homie Jake is a Gaka. He sat next to me for a month before he said he eats dead rats for lunch.
That new guy in class is a Gaka. He just stares at you like he knows your deepest, dirtiest secret.
My cousin’s a Gaka. He told me his mom’s a witch, and she makes him drink coffee with toenail clippings.
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Gaka is like Gaeliska, but with the ‘Elis’ part ripped out and thrown in the trash. It’s just a weird name that makes no sense.
My dog’s name is Gaka. I took ‘Gaeliska’ and deleted the ‘Elis’ part. Now he’s confused and barks at me.
My teacher called me Gaka for no reason. I asked why, and she said it sounded cool and weird.
My friend’s pet goldfish is named Gaka. I don’t know why. It just sounds dumb.
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Gaka is the math class hottie who thinks they’re the best at everything. They’re short, they’re sexy, and they make you feel bad for not being as cool as them.
The Gaka in math class got 100% on the test. I got 52%. I now hate math and also hate Gaka.
Gaka is the reason I failed algebra. She’s too pretty and too smart.
I tried to flirt with Gaka, but she just said, ‘You’re not my type, you’re more like my math teacher’s type.’
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