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you’ve been drinking all day, eating garbage, and your penis decides to take a nap during the most important moment.
i tried to get it up and it was like, 'nope, i’m out'
GAK DICK
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you’re so messed up from the party that your penis doesn’t wanna play anymore.
i was like, 'i’m gonna be legendary' and then my dick said, 'no thanks'
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you tried to be a man, but your penis was too high on snacks and alcohol to do its job.
i tried to get it on, but my dick was like, 'i’ve had enough'