Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

it’s the pain in your soul when your friend is looking so thick they could eat your face.

Bro, I saw you in the hallway and I almost cried. You look like a fat sandwich.

My homie flexing in the gym like he just ate a whole pizza and a cake.

He walked in the room and I had to sit down. My legs gave out.

2

when your homie is so thick it feels like they’re gonna knock you out just by looking at you.

He came in the room like a tank. I was ready to fight.

My friend walked in and I thought I was in a fight club.

He looked at me like he was gonna hit me with a brick.

3

the worst kind of stress when your friend is so thick you’re scared they might take over your life.

He’s so thick I think he’s gonna take over my body.

My friend is like a monster. He’s taking over my brain.

He’s so thick I’m starting to think he’s gonna eat my soul.

4

the feeling you get when your homie is so thick it looks like he’s gonna burst and you’re gonna get covered in fat.

He’s so thick I think he’s gonna explode and I’m gonna get fat on him.

He’s like a balloon. One more breath and he’s gonna pop.

He walked in like a human blimp. I’m scared he’s gonna float away.

5

when your friend is so thick it feels like they’re gonna take over the whole room and you’re just there for the show.

He walked in and the room was like, ‘what is this?’

He looked at me like I was the background of his flex.

He took over the whole gym. I was just there for the vibes.

6

when your friend is so thick it feels like they’re gonna beat you up just for existing.

He looked at me like he was gonna punch me for breathing.

I saw him in the hallway and I thought he was gonna hit me.

He walked in like he was ready for a fight and I was just there for the fun.