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Gajoobie is when your dong gets so strong it can hold up your whole body like a meaty trampoline. You bounce up in the air like a f***ing lunatic, and the best ones can stay up there for hours, flapping like a f***ed-up chicken.
My uncle does gajoobie in the middle of the grocery store. People stare. He doesn’t care.
I tried gajoobie once. My penis got a cramp. I cried.
My dog does gajoobie every morning. It’s terrifying.