Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your butt feels like it's on fire and your guts are screaming at you because you ate something too spicy.

My chili was a curse from the devil. I’m not alive anymore.

I ate a ghost pepper and now my colon is having a tantrum.

That taco was so spicy, my throat is giving me a standing ovation for the pain.

2

You're peeing fire and your butt is screaming for mercy because you ate something that's basically a curse.

I ate a whole jar of hot sauce and now I'm crying in the bathroom.

That curry was so spicy, my pants are now a charred relic.

I tried to eat a dragon’s tongue and now my poop is like lava.

3

Your body is basically throwing a party of agony because you ate something that tastes like hell.

I ate a habanero and now my insides are having a war.

That salsa was so hot, my nose is smoking.

I tried to eat a chili that was made by the devil and now I'm screaming in the toilet.

4

You're doing the toilet dance because your butt is on fire and your guts are giving you the finger.

That was the worst meal ever. My butt is now a volcano.

I ate a ghost pepper and now I'm doing the toilet shuffle.

That spicy food was so bad, my poop is now a superhero.

5

You’re screaming in the bathroom because your guts are on fire and your butt is in agony.

I tried to eat a whole plate of peppers and now I'm crying in the toilet.

That meal was so spicy, my intestines are now smoking.

I ate a flaming taco and now my guts are having a birthday party.

6

Your butt is screaming and your insides are melting because you ate something too spicy.

That was the worst food I've ever eaten. I'm now a crying mess.

I tried to eat a whole chili and now my butt is a lava flow.

That sauce was so hot, my nose is now a chimney.