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Suck your own nuts like they’re lollipops and then kick them through the window like they’re a damn obstacle course.

My cousin did this after he lost his bet and now the window has a permanent streak of snot and spit.

I saw my dog do it when he thought no one was looking and the window got a little extra personality.

He did it in the middle of the school play and the audience got a front-row seat to the chaos.

Slobber your own junk until it looks like a wet noodle and then smash it against the glass like it owes you money.

She did it in the cafeteria and now the window has a permanent squishy stain.

He did it during a Zoom call and his boss was confused and terrified at the same time.

It happened during a math test and the teacher had to rewrite the whole equation.

Lick your balls so hard they’re dripping and then stomp them on the window like it’s a personal insult.

He did it after he got a bad grade and now the window has a permanent squishy dent.

She did it during a video call and her mom screamed at the screen.

He did it at the bus stop and now the bus driver thinks he’s a weirdo.