Gajillionaire

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A rich guy who shits money and then dates the receptionist who wipes it up.
He dropped a $100 bill on the floor and asked the receptionist to pick it up. She said no.
He bought the whole company a pizza and then asked for a raise.
He donated a million dollars to the charity and then asked for her number.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who has so much money, he doesn't know what to do with it, so he buys the whole office a drink and then dates the barista.
He bought the entire office a $500 cocktail and then asked the barista to be his girlfriend.
He gave the intern a raise just to make him feel special.
He threw a party and then asked the waitress if she wanted to leave with him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy with a wallet so full, it screams for help, and then he dates the person who listens.
He gave the intern a $1,000 bonus and then asked her out.
He donated a million dollars to the charity and then asked the director for a date.
He bought the whole team dinner and then asked the waitress to come back later.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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