gajifa!

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1
a loud yell you make when you trip over your own feet and your lunch hits the floor.
I dropped my burger and yelled 'gajifa!' like I just failed life.
He tripped over his dog and shouted 'gajifa!' like the dog was trying to kill him.
She dropped her fries and screamed 'gajifa!' like she was cursed by the food gods.
2
a swear word you use when you spill your drink on your favorite shirt.
I spilled my soda on my shirt and yelled 'gajifa!' like I was murdered by the coffee gods.
He spilled his coffee on his white shirt and screamed 'gajifa!' like it was a war crime.
She spilled her juice on her new shirt and shouted 'gajifa!' like the universe hated her.
3
a loud curse you yell when you get locked out of your house and your keys are inside.
I got locked out and yelled 'gajifa!' like I was a prisoner of the key gods.
He was locked out and screamed 'gajifa!' like the door was conspiring against him.
She got locked out and shouted 'gajifa!' like her keys were laughing at her.
4
a swear word you say when you burn your toast and it looks like it was tortured.
I burned my toast and yelled 'gajifa!' like it was a crime scene.
He burned his toast and screamed 'gajifa!' like the toaster was evil.
She burned her toast and shouted 'gajifa!' like it was on fire and crying.
5
a loud curse you use when your phone dies and you have no way to call for help.
My phone died and I yelled 'gajifa!' like I was stranded on an island.
He dropped his phone and screamed 'gajifa!' like it was the end of the world.
She got no signal and shouted 'gajifa!' like the phone was trying to kill her.
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