Gajen

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Gajen is a hot-head with the temper of a flamingo on meth. He might not live long, but he'll make sure you don't have any fun.
You called him a dweeb. He threw a chair. And it hit your mom.
He remembered that insult you gave him in 2012. Still mad about it.
He laughed so hard at your joke, he peed his pants.
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Gajen is a guy who dates no one but gets rejected by everyone. He’s the brother you wish you had, but you still don’t get why he’s single.
He asked a girl to prom. She said no. Then he asked the principal.
He got rejected by his dog. The dog dated his sister.
He tried to propose to a pizza. It was a disaster.
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Gajen is the kind of guy who gets rejected so much, he thinks the sky is against him. But he’s still the best friend you’ll ever have.
He asked a girl out. She said no. Then she asked him out. He said no.
He got rejected by his crush. Then he asked his crush’s crush out. Got rejected too.
He fell in love with a vending machine. It didn’t feel the same.
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