Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Find a job before I throw your dumbass out the window

My mom said that when I skipped school again.

My boss yelled it at me during a meeting.

My cousin texted me that after I told him I'd be rich someday.

2

Go get a job or I'll eat your dumbass for dinner

My dad said that when I refused to work at the mall.

My friend's mom told him that after he failed his finals.

My neighbor screamed it at me while I was stealing his cookies.

3

If you don't get a job, I'll turn your dumbass into a sidewalk

My uncle said that when I didn't show up for work.

My teacher told me that after I failed the test again.

My friend's dad said that when he saw me lazily eating pizza.

4

Get a job or I'll take your dumbass and turn it into a trophy

My cousin said that after I lost my video game tournament.

My brother yelled that when I skipped his birthday party.

My friend's mom told me that when I didn't do my chores.

5

Find a job or I'll use your dumbass as a step stool

My dad said that when I fell asleep on the couch again.

My teacher told me that after I failed the math quiz.

My friend's dad said that when I refused to help him move.