Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Dope that makes you high and happy. Like the best weed ever but with more swearing.

I hit that gaja and now I’m floating like a unicorn on a trip.

That gaja was so good I almost forgot my mom’s birthday.

I ate gaja for breakfast and now I’m talking to the ceiling.

2

A fashion person who thinks they’re a vampire but just wears too many clothes.

She showed up in a cape and looked like she was about to bite me.

He wore a hat with feathers and I thought he was a chicken.

She came to the party in a dress that had more layers than my grandma’s cake.

3

A fat dog that eats too much and drools like a waterfall of snot.

That gaja dog ate my sandwich and then cried snot on my face.

I tried to pet the gaja dog and got snot on my shoe.

The gaja dog ran into me and I fell into a puddle.

4

The best friend ever. She knows everything and will never let you fail. She also gives the best hugs and kisses.

Gaja knows my secrets and won’t tell anyone. Even my mom.

She gave me a hug so tight I thought I’d turn into a pretzel.

She kissed me and I felt like a million bucks.

5

A Greek goddess of Earth and beauty. But she’s also wild and weird sometimes.

Gaja came to my house wearing a crown and a towel. I was confused.

She talked to my plants and they started dancing.

She was so wild I thought she was going to explode.

6

Someone so ugly they make your face hurt just by looking at them.

I saw that guy and my face turned into a frown.

She walked in and I felt my hair turn gray.

That person looked like a melted taco.

7

A guy who has less followers than a lonely potato and thinks Zooble is the best person ever.

He follows Zooble like she’s his queen. I think he’s mad.

He posted a tweet about Zooble and got two likes. Sad.

He thinks Zooble is perfect. She’s not.