gaj it bro

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Gaj it bro means you’re so lazy you could sleep through a fire alarm. It’s like telling someone to get a job before they die of boredom.
Gaj it bro, I’ve been on the couch since 2019.
Gaj it bro, I’d rather eat dirt than work.
Gaj it bro, I have 12 jobs and I’m still not working.
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Gaj it bro is when you’re so broke you can’t even afford a dream. It’s like telling someone to find a job before they start begging for food.
Gaj it bro, I can’t even buy a snack.
Gaj it bro, I’ve been job hunting for a year and I’ve only found a job at a snack bar.
Gaj it bro, I’m so broke I’m eating my feelings.
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Gaj it bro is the worst way to tell someone to work. It’s like you’re saying they’re so unemployed they could start a new career in sleeping.
Gaj it bro, I’ve been unemployed for so long I’ve got a new job: napping.
Gaj it bro, I’ve got a PhD in doing nothing.
Gaj it bro, I’d rather work at a clown school than get a real job.
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Gaj it bro is the ultimate insult. It means you’re so unemployed you could take a nap and still win the Olympics.
Gaj it bro, I’ve been unemployed since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
Gaj it bro, I’ve got a degree in being broke.
Gaj it bro, I’d rather work at a donut shop than get a real job.
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Gaj it bro is when you’re so broke and lazy you could start a band called ‘The Unemployed.’ It’s like telling someone to get a job before they turn into a couch.
Gaj it bro, I’ve been unemployed for so long I’ve got a new hobby: eating cereal at 3 a. m.
Gaj it bro, I’m so broke I can’t even afford a dream.
Gaj it bro, I’d rather work at a donut shop than get a real job.
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Gaj it bro is the worst thing you can say to someone who is already dying of boredom. It’s like telling them to get a job before they die of laziness.
Gaj it bro, I’ve been unemployed for so long I’ve got a new job: being a couch potato.
Gaj it bro, I’ve been lazy for so long I could start a new career in doing nothing.
Gaj it bro, I’ve been so broke I’ve started eating my feelings.
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