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A brain full of jelly and a mouth full of dirt
You’re gaized, I’ve seen cows with more brainpower.
Why do you think I called you gaized? Because you’re a walking disaster.
You’re not just slow, you’re a slow train that lost its tracks.
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A human who thinks a toilet is a throne for kings
You’re gaized, you think a toilet is a throne for kings!
Gaized much? You just called a mop a magic wand.
You’re so gaized, you think a sandwich is a full-course meal.
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A person who can’t tell the difference between a friend and a pizza box
You’re gaized, you can’t tell a friend from a pizza box!
I asked you to move the couch, you moved the pizza box. That’s gaized.
You’re so gaized, you think your dog is a smarter person than you.
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A human who thinks a calculator is a game for adults
You’re gaized, you think a calculator is a game for adults!
Why did you fail math? You’re gaized and you think 2 + 2 is 3.
You’re so gaized, you asked for a multiplication table and got a napkin.
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A brain that’s been stepped on by a donkey
You’re gaized, your brain’s been stepped on by a donkey!
I asked you to pass the salt, you passed the donkey. That’s gaized.
You’re so gaized, you think the moon is a giant donkey.