gaiye

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A person who is both gay and brain-dead. Like they got hit by a bus and then asked for directions.
My cousin is a gaiye. He thinks he's a philosopher, but he can't even spell philosophy.
That guy at the bar tried to flirt with me and said he's a gaiye. I laughed so hard I spilled my drink.
My teacher called my friend a gaiye because he failed math and still thinks he's cool.
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A person so dumb and gay they think being a gaiye is a superpower.
My mom says my brother is a gaiye because he can't tie his shoes and still thinks he's a genius.
The guy at the gym is a gaiye. He lifts weights and still can't do basic math.
My friend's dog is a gaiye. It barks at the mailman and thinks it's a rockstar.
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A person so gay and so dumb they think being a gaiye is the same as being a rockstar.
My neighbor is a gaiye. He thinks he's a rockstar, but he can't even sing a whole song without crying.
My friend's cat is a gaiye. It meows at the vacuum cleaner and thinks it's a diva.
That kid in class is a gaiye. He failed science and still thinks he's Einstein.
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