Gaius Worzel

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Gaius Worzel is a hotshot tan guy from the Nord Highlands who thinks he’s the wind in a human body. He’s all about the Goddess and will stab you with a spear if you mess with his homeland.
Gaius just stared at me like I was a lost sock. 'You don’t mess with the wind, pal.'
He took down three bandits with one spear. I think he’s trying to be a god.
I asked him if he was a wind god. He said, 'I’m the wind’s best friend.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gaius Worzel is a tall, tan, good-looking guy who thinks he’s cool because he’s from the Nord Highlands. He’s obsessed with the wind and the Goddess and will stab you with a spear if you don’t respect him.
Gaius said the wind was his girlfriend. I didn’t believe him until he fought a bear with a spear.
He called me a 'wind-worshipping failure' and then kicked my butt.
He tried to save a goat from a wolf. I think he just wanted to look cool.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gaius Worzel is a tall, tan, hot guy from the Nord Highlands who thinks he’s the wind. He’s into the Goddess and will stab you with a spear if you’re not cool.
Gaius said the wind whispered secrets to him. I just think he’s full of hot air.
He took on a whole army with a spear. I think he just wanted a nap.
He called me a 'wind-worshipping nobody' and then beat me up.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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