Gaius Julius

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Gaius Julius was a total mess at leading people and had no clue how to plan anything.

'Gaius Julius had the brain of a donkey and the strategy of a toddler.'

'He couldn’t even win a game of checkers, let alone a war.'

'He got lost on the way to his own party.'

Gaius Julius was the best at talking people into doing stuff and knew how to beat up his enemies.

'He could charm a chicken into joining a war.'

'He defeated Pompey like he was playing a video game.'

'He walked into Rome like he owned the place.'

Gaius Julius took over Rome and thought he was the boss, but he wasn’t the first to be emperor.

'He thought he was king, but Augustus came later and said, “Nope.”'

'He ruled like a kid who just got the last cookie.'

'He had the Senate telling him what to do, and he didn’t like it.'