gaius

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You see him, and no man will ever be good enough again. Whether you're straight, gay, or just confused, your life will be ruined forever.
I saw Gaius and my ex is now a joke.
He walked in, and my crush died.
I texted him, and my life got worse.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A hot, smart, happy guy who makes everyone smile. He gets all the girls and boys just want to punch him. He wins everything, and you should be friends with him because he’ll make you live longer.
He got prom king, and I got the trash can.
He smiled at me, and I fainted.
He walked in, and I forgot my name.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When a leader is a total mess and can't think straight. It's like watching a baby try to run a war.
He led us to disaster, and I got stuck in the middle.
He couldn't plan a party, let alone a war.
He messed up the strategy and got us all killed.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A tall, handsome guy from the Nord Highlands. He's chill like a breeze and fights like a beast with a spear. He's got a thing for the wind and the Goddess.
He fought like a god and I got stuck in the middle.
He looked at me, and I forgot how to breathe.
He protected the land, and I got a crush.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Julius Caesar was the best politician and soldier ever. He took over Gaul, beat his enemies, and became the ruler of Rome. He wasn’t the first emperor, but he was the best.
He took over a country and I got stuck in history class.
He beat Pompey and I got a C on my test.
He was a legend, and I got a crush on him.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy with the worst butt ever. It's like someone put a donut in a hole and called it a body. You call him a Gaius if you're that desperate.
His butt is so bad, I cried.
I saw it once, and I never looked back.
He walked in, and I fainted.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The Senate. They killed milkdrinkers, wolves, Scotts, monotheists, rebels, and everything else. They were the real deal. They were true to Caesar and to Rome.
They killed rebels and I got stuck in the middle.
They were true to Caesar, and I got a crush.
They killed everything, and I got scared.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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