gaitor

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#tiny freak#flag spinning disaster#hockey fail

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a tiny freak who thinks they’re a taekwon doe god and can spin a flag like it’s going out of style but gets owned by a pro hockey player and still can’t reach the top shelf
Bro asked me why I quit taekwon doe. I said, 'because I got owned by a hockey player and my flag spinning skills are trash.'
He tried to spin the flag like it was a TikTok trend, but it just fell on his head.
I told him he was a short freak who couldn’t even reach the fridge, let alone be a pro hockey player.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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that city guy who tried to sell you something with his stupid mug and failed so hard it was like watching a toddler try to do math
He came up to me with that stupid mug and said, 'Buy my stuff!' I said, 'You’re a failure.'
He tried to sell me a mug like it was the greatest invention ever. I said, 'You’re a disgrace.'
He was so bad at selling I thought he was doing a magic trick gone wrong.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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