Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you dress like a fancy turd, trying to look cool but still smell like a back alley.

My cousin wore a suit to a burger joint and still looked like he just came out of a dumpster.

She showed up in a fur coat and glitter and got called 'the glitter disaster' by the barista.

He wore a bowtie and looked like he had a chicken on his head.

2

How you stomp around like a angry dinosaur, or how a horse gallops like it's late for a party.

My dog walks like he’s got a bone stuck in his foot and a grudge.

The horse trotted like it was running from a angry cow.

She walked like she was trying to stomp out a fire with her feet.

3

How you shuffle or strut, like a lazy version of swag but with more glitter and less effort.

He shuffled like he had a pizza in each shoe.

She strutted like she was walking on a bed of glitter.

My grandma walks like she’s got a bag of marbles in her shoes.

4

When you ass-fuck someone so hard they walk like a drunk duck with a broken leg.

He took a swing at her and she walked like she had been run over by a angry goat.

That guy ass-fucked her so bad she walks like she's stuck in a mud pit.

He gave her such a gait she looked like a broken puppet.

5

When you call someone gay, like you're trying to insult them but still look like a sad chicken.

He called me a fag and looked like he was about to cry.

She said 'you're a queer' and then dropped her sandwich on the floor.

He told me I was gay and then walked away like he was being chased by a angry dog.

6

When you stare at a woman’s walk like it’s the last piece of pizza in the world.

He looked at her walk like it was the most beautiful thing he ever saw.

She watched her walk like it was a movie and she had front row seats.

He stared at her walk like it was the only thing keeping him from crying.

7

When you march like a robot with a grudge, swinging arms and legs like you’re trying to fight a dragon with no pants on.

He walked like a robot with a broken leg and a grudge.

She marched like she was trying to fight a dragon with no pants.

He walked like a robot that just got kicked by a angry donkey.