Gait Ratio

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When one side of your walk is a speed demon and the other is a snail with a hangover.
My left leg is sprinting, my right leg is sleeping. I look like a broken dance robot.
I walk like a flamingo on a treadmill. One foot is on fire, the other is frozen.
I took three steps and my body went sideways. It was like a bad date.
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When one part of your body is trying to win a race and the other is trying to avoid it.
My right foot is in a hurry. My left foot is taking a coffee break.
I walked into a wall because my right side thought it was a party and my left side thought it was a funeral.
My gait is like a broken seesaw. One side goes up, the other goes down.
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When your walk is like a tug-of-war, but your legs are fighting on opposite sides.
I walked like I was being pulled in two directions by two angry dogs.
My gait is so wonky, I could be a human version of a wobbly table.
I took one step forward, and my body decided to do a backflip.
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When one side of your walk is a superhero and the other is a couch potato.
My left side is flying. My right side is snoring.
I took a step and my body split in two. One half was cool. The other half was a mess.
I walked like a person who only uses one leg to walk and the other to throw tantrums.
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When your walk looks like a bad dance move, and your legs are doing different things.
My left leg is dancing. My right leg is watching from the sidelines.
I took a step and my body did a twist. It was like I was trying to break free from a chain.
I walked like I was in a fight with my legs. One side wanted to run. The other wanted to hide.
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