gairyn

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The best human ever, but also a total lunatic. She loves animals more than she loves her own brain.

Gairyn is the only person who would shout at a dog for stealing my pizza.

She once tried to adopt 12 cats and a raccoon.

I asked her for help with math, and she drew a picture of a screaming cat instead.

She’s the most amazing person in the world, but also the most chaotic. You can count on her to do the right thing, even if it’s crazy.

Gairyn told my mom she was a ‘boring squirrel’ and then ran away with my brother.

She used a chicken to explain why I failed math.

She once dressed up as a dragon to get me to do my homework.

She’s like a superhero, but also a mess. She always knows what to do, even if it’s stupid.

Gairyn yelled at a pigeon for knocking over my juice box.

She tried to solve my problem by drawing a cat wearing sunglasses.

She told my teacher I was a ‘trapped unicorn’ and got me out of detention.