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a stupid person who can’t do anything right and always messes things up
He tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast, the eggs, and his hair.
She said she could fix the computer, but now it’s broken and so is her confidence.
He tried to flirt, but the girl ran away screaming.
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a clueless idiot who thinks he’s cool but is actually a total mess
He wore socks with sandals and tried to rap, but no one listened.
He said he could fix the internet, but now it’s broken and so is his shirt.
He tried to dance but fell into a puddle.
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a brainless waste of space who can’t do anything without making a mess
He tried to paint the wall, but now the room looks like a war zone.
He tried to fix the lights, but now it’s dark and he’s crying.
He tried to talk to a girl, but she ran away.
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a brain-dead person who can’t do anything and makes everything worse
He tried to play chess but knocked over the whole board.
He tried to clean his room, but now it looks like a tornado hit it.
He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself and now he’s burping loudly.
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a useless person who thinks he’s awesome but is actually a total failure
He said he could win the game, but he lost and cried.
He tried to be funny but said the worst joke ever.
He tried to dance but tripped over his own feet.
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a brainless idiot who can’t do anything and makes everything worse
He tried to fix the phone but broke it and his finger.
He tried to be a superhero but fell into a hole.
He tried to sing but it sounded like a goat with a broken radio.
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