Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A pile of fluff so big it could make a cow cry and still have enough left to stuff a donkey.

My GFLUFF is so thick I could sleep in it and not wake up for a week.

That GFLUFF is like a pillow made of clouds and also my ex's lies.

I tried to walk through my GFLUFF and got stuck like a sock in a dryer.

2

The kind of fluff that doesn't just puff up your shirt, it puffs up your whole life.

My GFLUFF is so good it could make a sad trombone happy.

I walked into my GFLUFF and it was like walking into a hug from my mom and my crush at the same time.

My GFLUFF is so soft I could live in it and never leave.

3

Fluff so big it should have its own ZIP code and a personal trainer.

That GFLUFF is so fluffy it could beat up a pillow and win.

I ate my GFLUFF and it gave me a tummy full of happiness and also a side of confusion.

My GFLUFF is so big I think it’s trying to become a cloud.

4

Fluff that doesn’t just float, it floats so hard it could lift a truck.

My GFLUFF is so floaty I could use it to fly to the moon and back.

That GFLUFF is like a pillow that’s also a spaceship.

I tried to sit on my GFLUFF and it just floated away like a balloon.

5

Fluff that’s so soft it could make a grumpy old man cry and also make him want to hug a tree.

That GFLUFF is like a hug from your grandma and your crush all at once.

I tried to punch my GFLUFF and it just giggled and puffed up more.

That GFLUFF is so soft I could live in it and never wake up.

6

Fluff that doesn’t just puff up, it puffs up so much it could start a war.

That GFLUFF is so big it could fight a pillow and win.

I tried to eat my GFLUFF and it gave me a tummy full of fluff and also a side of happiness.

That GFLUFF is so puffy it looks like it’s about to explode.