gaio afrio

I saw gaio afrio crying in the shower with a comb and a bottle of hair gel.

He tried to be cool by wearing a hat backwards, but it still looked like a disaster.

He asked me if I wanted to join his ‘hair gang’ and I said no.

He posted a selfie with a full head of hair and a mustache he didn’t have.

He tried to flirt with a girl by saying, ‘I’ve got more hair than you ever will.’

He got mad when his dad said his hair looked like a donkey’s tail.

He tried to do a dance routine and fell over because his hair was too big.

He texted me, ‘I’m the king of hair, and you’re just a peasant.’

He cried when his afro didn’t come out right in the picture.

He wore a shirt that said, ‘I’ve got hair, you’ve got none,’ and nobody believed him.

He tried to impress a girl by doing a backflip, but his hair got stuck in a tree.

He cried when he found out his hair wasn’t the best in the class.

He tried to be tough by wearing a hat, but it still looked like he had a chicken on his head.

He posted a video of his hair and said, ‘This is the best I’ve ever looked.’

He got into a fight with a boy over whose hair was bigger.

He told me he could beat anyone in a hair battle and I said, ‘You’re not even a battle.’

He tried to do a magic trick with his hair and it just fell over.

He cried when he lost a bet and had to wear a hat for a week.