Gainzz

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A magical spell that makes you look like a king in the mirror but smells like old socks and regret.

Bro I just got my gainzz on and I feel like a god but my armpits are screaming for mercy

My gainzz hit me like a sack of bricks and a curse at the same time

I got my gainzz on and my mom said I looked like a confused raccoon who just ate a pizza

When you flex so hard you wake up the ghost of your ex who still hates you.

I flexed so much my gainzz woke up my ex’s ghost and she started yelling at me

My gainzz were so strong they made my neighbor’s dog cry

I got my gainzz on and my dog ran away screaming like it was a horror movie

A fancy word for when your muscles are so big they’re trying to take over your body.

My gainzz are so big they’re trying to take over my body and eat my brain

I got my gainzz on and my arms are bigger than my dad’s ego

My gainzz are so strong they could beat up a math test and a gym teacher at the same time

When you eat so much junk food your body turns into a monster.

I ate so much junk food my gainzz turned me into a monster and my pants fell off

My gainzz hit me like a monster from a horror movie after a McDonald’s binge

I got my gainzz on and my body looked like it just fought a dragon and lost

A crazy power that makes you look cool but also smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.

My gainzz look cool but my armpits smell like a dead raccoon in a trash can

I flexed my gainzz and my smell scared my dog to death

My gainzz look like a superhero but my body smells like a gym in the summer

When you work out so much your body gets angry and starts growing like it’s mad at you.

My body got so angry from my gainzz it started growing like it was mad at me

I got my gainzz on and my body looked like it just got a slap from a fitness instructor

My gainzz hit me so hard my body started shouting at me