Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Looking like you’ve been pumped full of protein and rage.

My gains are so big I could bench press a goat.

I look like a bodybuilder who just ran over a gym.

My biceps are so big they’re arguing with each other.

2

You’re so jacked you could probably beat up a donut.

My gains are so intense I could bench press my mom.

I’m so buff I could lift a car like it’s a donut.

My arms are so big they have their own ZIP code.

3

You look like you’ve been hit with a meaty fist full of steroids.

My gains are so huge I could start a wrestling club.

I’m so muscular I could eat a whole pizza and still look good.

My body is like a meatloaf that just got slammed with a hammer.

4

You look like you’ve been dipped in protein and screamed at.

My gains are so epic I could bench press a mountain.

I’m so jacked I could fight a bear and win.

My abs are so defined they could cut glass.

5

You look like you’ve been pumped with a meaty fist full of protein.

My gains are so big I could bench press my dad.

I’m so buff I could lift a truck like it was a pizza.

My muscles are so huge they have their own Instagram.