Gainztown

My cousin is a Gainztown. He bench-pressed my uncle.

She’s a Gainztown. I saw her do burpees in the grocery store.

He’s a Gainztown. He’s got abs that could cut a pizza in half.

That guy is a Gainztown. He did a pull-up on my mom’s head.

She’s a Gainztown. She eats burgers for breakfast and still looks hot.

He’s a Gainztown. He’s got biceps that could wrestle a bear.

My brother’s a Gainztown. He tried to bench-press a cow.

That girl is a Gainztown. She ran a marathon and still had energy for dance class.

He’s a Gainztown. He’s got a six-pack that could beat a drum.