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When you get a hard on so big it feels like your pants are about to explode while you're lifting weights like a god.

I deadlifted 225 and got a boner so big my shirt was trying to escape.

Squats at 7 AM and my morning wood was stronger than my coffee.

Bicep curls and my arm was doing the cha-cha from the blood flow.

When your workout is so good it makes your penis stand up and cheer for you like it’s in a talent show.

My gains were so good my junk was doing a standing ovation.

I did 10 pull-ups and my pecker was like, 'I’m coming home.'

My gains were so strong my penis was flexing in the mirror.

When you're so pumped from your workout that your junk gets a six-pack and starts doing push-ups.

My abs were so good my junk had a six-pack and was doing sit-ups.

I ran a mile and my penis was like, 'I’m not done yet.'

I did burpees and my junk was burping in excitement.

When your workout is so good it gives your penis a standing ovation and a high-five.

My gains were so good my junk got a standing ovation and a high-five.

I did 20 push-ups and my pecker was like, 'I love this.'

I lifted so hard my junk was doing a backflip.

When you’re so hot from your workout your junk starts sweating and your abs get jealous.

I worked out so hard my junk was sweating and my abs were like, 'I want that energy.'

My gains were so good my junk was dripping sweat and my abs were flexing.

I did a plank and my junk was like, 'I need a break.'

When your gains are so good your junk starts doing yoga and your abs are like, 'I want to join.'

My gains were so good my junk was doing yoga and my abs were like, 'I need to stretch too.'

I did a yoga flow and my junk was like, 'I’m getting into this.'

I stretched so much my junk was doing a downward dog.