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A guy who checks his biceps in the mirror like they’re his ex’s Instagram.

I spent 10 minutes flexing in the mirror. My biceps are happy. My bench press is sad.

He’s more worried about his hair than his rep count.

He’s got a mirror in the gym. He’s got a mirror at home. He’s got a mirror in his dreams.

A person who thinks the gym is a dating app and the mirror is the first swipe.

He’s got a dating app. He’s got a gym. He’s got a mirror. He’s got a problem.

He tried to ask the mirror out. It ignored him.

He’s got 15 likes on the mirror. He’s got zero likes on the barbell.

A guy who spends more time looking at his reflection than doing actual work.

He’s got a six-pack in the mirror. He’s got a six-pack of snacks in his hands.

He’s got a mirror. He’s got a phone. He’s got a life.

He’s got a workout. He’s got a mirror. He’s got a middle schooler’s confidence.

A person who thinks the gym is a runway and the mirror is the spotlight.

He’s got a mirror. He’s got a treadmill. He’s got a fashion show.

He walks in the mirror like he’s walking into a fashion show. He walks out like he’s walking out of a disaster.

He’s got a mirror. He’s got a gym. He’s got a fashion line. He’s got no weights.

A guy who would rather spend his life admiring his reflection than lifting anything.

He’s got a mirror. He’s got a life. He’s got no rep count.

He’s got a mirror. He’s got a gym membership. He’s got no gym results.

He spends his whole day looking in the mirror. He spends his whole life looking like a middle schooler.

A guy who thinks the mirror is the only witness he needs to prove his strength.

He’s got a mirror. He’s got no weights. He’s got no friends.

He’s got a mirror. He’s got a gym. He’s got no muscles.

He’s got a mirror. He’s got a phone. He’s got no barbell.