Gaintomous

Current Trending

3 views · Added 17d ago · 6 definitions

1
Something so big it makes your pants fall down but still can't beat Godzilla
My new truck is Gaintomous. My pants fell down when I tried to park it.
This cake is Gaintomous. It could feed a whole football team, but Godzilla would still laugh at it.
This pizza is Gaintomous. It's so big, it's like a whole meal for a family of five.
2
A thing so huge it could kick your ass, but not Godzilla's
This mountain is Gaintomous. I climbed it, and it was so big, I thought I'd die.
This burger is Gaintomous. I ate it and it almost gave me heartburn.
This tower is Gaintomous. I looked up and it made me feel tiny.
3
Something that's big enough to make you feel small, but not big enough to scare Godzilla
This stadium is Gaintomous. I sat in the back and felt like I was in the moon.
This elephant is Gaintomous. It's big, but Godzilla would still laugh at it.
This house is Gaintomous. I moved in and it took me a week to find my way around.
4
A thing that's so big it might be your new best friend, but still can't beat Godzilla
This spaceship is Gaintomous. It looks cool, but Godzilla would still beat it in a fight.
This dog is Gaintomous. It's huge, but I still beat it in a game of fetch.
This cake is Gaintomous. I ate it and it was so good, I almost forgot Godzilla existed.
5
Something so large it's like your grandpa's pants after he eats a whole cake, but still not as big as Godzilla
This building is Gaintomous. It's so tall, it looks like it could touch the sky.
This donut is Gaintomous. I tried to eat it and it was like eating a whole cake.
This monster is Gaintomous. It's big, but it's not as big as Godzilla.
6
A thing that's so big it could be your new room, but still not as big as Godzilla
This room is Gaintomous. I moved in and I almost lost my way.
This pizza is Gaintomous. It was so big, I thought it was a whole meal for ten people.
This car is Gaintomous. It's huge, but it's still not as big as Godzilla.
xs