Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when your cock is so big it steals all the blood from your brain and leaves you looking like a confused squirrel

My gainted so hard I couldn't remember my own name.

He gainted during the math test and failed because he forgot what 2+2 was.

I gainted so bad I tripped over my own feet and face-planted the floor.

2

a boner so big it could give a cow a heart attack just by looking at it

That boner was so big, it looked like it had a personal trainer.

He gainted so much, the whole class got distracted.

I was gainted so hard, I forgot to breathe.

3

when your boner is so huge it almost breaks your heart just by trying to get up

He gainted so hard, his heart started to scream for mercy.

His gainted was so bad, his heart almost gave up.

She gainted so much, her heart looked like it was going to cry.

4

a dumb hillbilly spelling of giant, because they think giant is too fancy

He said 'gainted' instead of 'giant' and got laughed at.

The teacher wrote 'gainted' on the board and everyone snickered.

She called the mountain 'gainted' and got a C on her science test.

5

a word for someone so brain-dead they could be mistaken for a brainless potato

That kid is so gainted, he thinks the sky is made of pizza.

She is so gainted, she thinks 2+2 is 3.

He's so gainted, he believes the moon is a cheese wheel.

6

a word for something so big, even giant is jealous of it

That pizza was so gainted, it had its own zip code.

That boner was so gainted, it had a personal assistant.

That mountain was so gainted, it had a gym.

7

a cock so big, it could probably be used as a ladder

He had a gainted so big, it could reach the moon.

His gainted was so big, it looked like a bridge.

That guy had a gainted so big, it had its own postcode.