Gainsville handshake

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A Gainsville handshake is when you spot a butt crack and you stick your finger right up in it like you're claiming it as your own.
I saw a guy walking down the street and I had to do the Gainsville handshake. He didn’t even notice.
At the bus stop, my friend saw a butt crack and gave it a middle finger. Classic.
I did the Gainsville handshake on my crush and now we’re dating. It was worth it.
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A Gainsville handshake is when you see a butt crack and you put your finger in it like it's the best thing ever.
I did the Gainsville handshake in math class. The teacher didn’t even see it.
I saw my cousin do the Gainsville handshake and I laughed so hard I cried.
I did it in the grocery store and the person looked at me like I was crazy.
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A Gainsville handshake is when you see a butt crack and you shove your finger up there like it's a personal invitation.
I did the Gainsville handshake on my mom and she yelled at me for the rest of the day.
At the park, I saw a butt crack and I had to do the Gainsville handshake. It was a good day.
I did it in the cafeteria and now everyone calls me the Gainsville handshake king.
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A Gainsville handshake is when you spot a butt crack and you stick your finger in it like you're the boss of the crack.
I did the Gainsville handshake on my friend and now he's my best friend forever.
I saw a butt crack on the bus and I had to do the Gainsville handshake. It was epic.
At the mall, I did the Gainsville handshake and I got kicked out.
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A Gainsville handshake is when you see a butt crack and you put your finger in it like you're giving it a high five.
I did the Gainsville handshake on my teacher and now I get extra credit.
I did it in the library and the librarian gave me a warning.
At the movie theater, I did the Gainsville handshake and the guy next to me screamed.
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A Gainsville handshake is when you see a butt crack and you stick your finger in it like it's a personal attack.
I did the Gainsville handshake on my brother and now he hates me.
I did it in the hallway and everyone laughed at me.
I did it on my crush and now we're both awkward.
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