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When you get so much gains it feels like the universe threw you a party and forgot to invite the guests.
Bro I got gains so big my pants fell off
My gains are like a buffet and I'm the only person who got full
I got gains so loud my dog started barking at the gains
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When your gains are so huge it’s like the gains have a twin and they both showed up to the party.
My gains are so big my mirror is now jealous
I got gains so big my phone started texting my gains
My gains are so big my gym is now a spaceship
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When your gains are so big they start asking you questions and giving you advice.
My gains are now giving me life advice
I got gains so big they started taking notes
My gains are now my best friend and they hate my diet
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When your gains are so huge it’s like you stole the gains from the gains god and he’s mad.
My gains are so big the gains god is texting me
I got gains so loud the gains god called the cops
My gains are so big the gains god now works for me
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When your gains are so huge they’re now running for president and you’re the campaign manager.
My gains are running for president and I’m the campaign manager
My gains got a debate and I had to wear a tie
My gains are now in the White House and I’m the butler
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