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A school full of brain-dead kids, boys who smear poop on walls and girls who are hoes or too pure. There's a pervy teacher and a wrinkly old witch. If you go there, you’ll probably end up dating your cousin.
My cousin went there and dated my aunt’s brother. It was gross.
The teacher tried to touch me. I told him to go die in a hole.
The old hag gave me detention for calling her a crumby old tart.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The last name of Aeris in that stupid Final Fantasy game. Who the hell named her that? It’s like she was born to be a bimbo.
My friend said Aeris is the most annoying character in the game. I agreed.
Why does she have such a silly name? It’s like she was made for a dumb anime.
I wish I could rename her to something like 'Chestnut Butt'.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The nice girl in Final Fantasy VII who loves Cloud and dies for the planet. She’s sweet, but she’s also the reason Cloud went nuts.
Aeris is the most selfless girl in the game. She gave her life for the planet.
Cloud couldn’t handle her death. He went mad.
I cried when she died. I’m not a baby, I just have a soft heart.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The evil flower lady who hates Cloud and Tifa. She wears a stupid pink dress and is annoying as hell. She dies in the worst way possible.
That flower lady is the worst. She even tried to mess up Cloud and Tifa’s love life.
She got stabbed by Sephiroth and died in a lake. Classic.
I laughed when she died. She was the most annoying person in the game.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A school that’s so bad, it’s like the devil lives there. If you insult it, you’re asking for a beatdown. Ms Clarke is the worst teacher ever and will beat you up if you talk back.
My friend got in a fight with Ms Clarke and got detention for life.
We told the haters to suck our dicks and they didn’t even care.
If you mess with Gainsborough, you’re going to regret it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When something gets taxed so much, it’s like it’s being robbed by a group of greedy bums.
My dad got taxed so much, it was like he was being robbed by a whole gang.
The tax man is the worst. He takes everything and leaves nothing.
I got taxed so much, I lost my soul to the government.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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