gainsborough

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Aeris's last name in that stupid Final Fantasy game. No one asked how it got there, and no one cares.

Why is her name in my game? It's not even relevant.

This is the only reason I remember her.

I hate her name more than I hate Sephiroth.

A school full of faggots. Boys smear poop on walls. Girls are either sluts or too pure. There's a pervy teacher and a wrinkly old witch. You'll probably end up dating your cousin.

I got stuck with my cousin in math class. It was a disaster.

The teacher asked me to clean the poop off the wall. I cried.

That old witch looked like she had a face full of dirt.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The nice girl in Final Fantasy VII who died for the planet. Cloud loved her. She was sweet and quiet. Then she got stabbed by Sephiroth and fell into a lake.

She was like the best friend you never had.

She died for the planet. That's how nice she was.

Cloud loved her. He still does.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The annoying pink-clad flower seller who ruined Cloud and Tifa's relationship. She was fake and annoying. She got stabbed and dumped in a lake. Everyone cheered.

She was like the worst ex ever.

She had a stupid pink dress and a bad attitude.

She was fake and annoying. Everyone hated her.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A school so bad it's legendary. If you dare to diss it, we'll make you eat our dirt. Ms Clarke will make you suck her tits. We don't take no shit.

You don't diss Gainsborough, or we'll beat you up.

Ms Clarke told me to suck her tits. I did it.

We're the worst school ever. We're proud of it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When something gets taxed. Like when your mom taxes you for eating all the chips. Or when the government taxes your ass for breathing.

My mom taxed me for eating all the chips.

The government taxed my ass for breathing.

I got taxed for being annoying.

by Slangipedia 3d ago