Gainsboro

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A tiny town so dull it makes your brain shut off and your pants smell like old pizza. All the kids just take pills and hope they don't die before their 16th birthday.
Man, Gainsboro is like a nap for the soul. I took three Xanax and still fell asleep in math class.
My cousin moved there and now he talks like a robot. He says, 'I do not feel anything. I just take pills.'
Gainsboro is the reason I have a tattoo of a flamingo. It was the only exciting thing that happened to me there.
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A place so boring it makes your mom cry. The only fun you get is stealing chips from the convenience store and pretending you're a thief.
Gainsboro is like a bad dream. I woke up in my math class and didn't remember how I got there.
My best friend moved there and now he only talks to his dog. He says, 'The dog understands me.'
I got a D in English because I fell asleep and dreamed about stealing chips.
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A town so tiny it's like being stuck in a sock. The only way to have fun is to take pills and pretend you're a superhero.
Gainsboro is the worst. I took so many pills I started floating. My teacher thought I was a ghost.
My friend moved there and now he thinks he's a superhero. He says, 'I save people from boredom.'
I got a B in science because I used my pill bottle as a calculator.
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