Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who goes to the gym but comes out looking like he lost a bet.

I spent two hours lifting and now I look like a deflated balloon.

He bench pressed a chicken and still couldn't lift a real one.

He came to the gym and left looking like he just got run over by a pizza truck.

2

A human who works out but still looks like a couch.

He does push-ups like it's a job, but his body looks like a lazy weekend.

He showed up in gym clothes but still looked like he slept in them.

He did a full workout and still looks like he never left the house.

3

A person who goes to the gym like it's a party but leaves looking like a failure.

He came in with a plan, left with a sore back and a fatter waist.

He did the entire leg day and still looked like he sat on a couch all day.

He worked out so hard he looked like he lost a bet with a donut.

4

A human who works out and still looks like a grandma.

He did bicep curls like it was his job, but his arms still looked like they belonged to a grandma.

He came to the gym with a full plan and left with a full face of shame.

He did the whole workout and still looked like he just woke up.

5

A guy who goes to the gym like it's a requirement but still looks like a disaster.

He came to the gym like it was a court case, left like it was a loss.

He did the whole workout and still looked like he ate a whole pizza.

He went to the gym like it was his job, left like it was his punishment.

6

A person who looks like they just got run over by a bus after going to the gym.

He went to the gym like it was a date, left like it was a divorce.

He did the entire workout and still looked like he had a third meal for breakfast.

He came in like he was going to win, left like he lost to a donut.