gains goblin

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A pain in the ass that gets in the way of you getting jacked and showing off your gains like a boss.

My cousin is a gains goblin. He won't let me lift because he's too busy flexing.

That gains goblin at the gym won't stop talking about his biceps.

My mom is a gains goblin. She keeps telling me to eat salad instead of pizza.

Someone or something that makes your gains life a nightmare and slows you down like a fat kid in a race.

That gains goblin at the gym keeps interrupting my set.

My friend's gains goblin is his ex who won't stop texting him.

My gains goblin is my dog. He keeps eating my protein powder.

A smelly, annoying, little goblin that takes your gains and makes you look like a chump.

My gains goblin is my brother. He won't stop making fun of my squat.

That gains goblin in my class keeps stealing my protein bars.

My gains goblin is my boss. He won't let me take breaks to lift.