Gains brain

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When your brain turns to mush after the gym because you worked it so hard it couldn’t think straight anymore
After my deadlift session, my brain was like a wet sock. I couldn’t even remember my own name.
I did 100 push-ups and now my brain is on vacation. It left me with a text saying 'I’ll be back when I’m not fried.'
My gains brain hit me so hard I forgot how to use my phone. I texted my mom ‘I think I broke my brain.’
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When your brain gets so tired from working out it acts like it’s been hit by a truck
I left the gym and my brain was like, 'I’m not coming back until you give me a nap.'
After leg day, my brain was so fried it started texting my mom for help.
I did a workout so intense my brain texted me: 'I’m going to bed. Don’t wake me up.'
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When your brain is so exhausted from lifting it can’t even process simple things like your mom’s texts
My mom sent me a text saying 'I love you' and I replied with 'I hate you. My brain is broken.'
I tried to answer my phone after the gym and my brain said, 'Nope. I’m out.'
I got a text from my friend asking if I wanted to hang out and I replied with 'No. My brain is dead.'
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