Gains as

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Gains as is when you do something just to look cool and feel good about yourself. No gains as is when you mess up and look like a fool.
I broke my phone and spilled coffee on my shirt. No gains as!
My dog ran away with my pizza. No gains as!
I lost my job and my hair. No gains as!
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Gains is when you flex like a meathead, eat like a beast, and act like you're the most important person in the universe. Most people think it's just about looking buff, but it's also about being a total idiot.
I ate 10 eggs and lifted 500 pounds. Gains!
I skipped the gym to watch Netflix. No gains!
I got a six-pack and a headache. Gains!
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Gains is when your body looks like a superhero after a workout. You're jacked, you're proud, and you're probably flexing in the mirror.
I did 20 push-ups and got a stomach like a brick. Gains!
My biceps are bigger than my brain. Gains!
I looked like a bodybuilder. Gains!
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Gains as is when you're so clumsy you trip over your own feet and spill your coffee on your boss. You're like a drunk toddler with no coordination.
I spilled my coffee on my boss and fell down. Gains as!
I tripped on my own shoelace. Gains as!
I dropped my phone and it broke. Gains as!
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Gains is when everything is about getting bigger, stronger, and looking like a god. Only tuna can help you get gains. Tuna is the god of gains.
I ate tuna and got gains. Tuna is the god of gains!
I worshiped tuna and got six-pack gains. Gains!
Tuna is the only food I need. Gains!
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Gains as is when you take a joke and turn it into a disaster. People keep adding to it until it's the worst thing ever.
I told a joke and it became the worst joke ever. Gains as!
The joke was good, but then it got worse. Gains as!
I added a joke to a joke. Gains as!
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Gains as is when you're so fake and fake-looking you think you're in a movie. You're a meathead trying to be a star.
I looked like I was in a movie. Gains as!
I acted like I was famous. Gains as!
I fake-lifted weights. Gains as!
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