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When a metal guitarist cranks their distortion so hard their clean tone sounds like a trash can full of broken glass and a screaming toddler

My amp was on fire and I still didn’t turn it down

I played so loud the neighbors called the cops and got a ticket

My clean tone is louder than my dad’s yelling on Sunday mornings

When a metal guitarist turns their distortion up so much it makes their clean tone sound like a broken blender full of hair and rage

My clean tone is so distorted my cat ran away

I turned my distortion up so high my neighbor’s dog started barking at me

I played so loud my mom said I was gonna break the house

When a metal guitarist cranks their distortion so hard their clean tone sounds like a toilet clogged with spaghetti and screaming

I played so loud my brother started crying

My clean tone is louder than my brother’s screaming during math tests

I turned my distortion up so much my neighbor came over and asked me to stop