gainometaphines

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a magical potion that makes your muscles grow like a fat kid on candy
I took 5 gainometaphines and my biceps screamed at me
My gains are so big, I can't fit in my pants anymore
My gains are like a superhero's powers, but with more sweat and less dignity
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a dirty trick used by bodybuilders to cheat their way to a six-pack
I used gainometaphines and my abs looked like they had a personal trainer
My gains were so huge, my mirror broke
I took gainometaphines and my gym buddy asked if I was a superhero
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a fancy word for a pill that makes your body look like it was sculpted by a god
I took gainometaphines and my gains were so big, my shirt tore
My gains were like a buffet for my muscles
I used gainometaphines and my gains made my mom cry
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a secret weapon used by people who want to look like they work out every day
I used gainometaphines and my gains were like a muscle explosion
My gains were so huge, my gym started a new rule
I took gainometaphines and my gains made my gym buddy jealous
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a sneaky little helper that makes your body grow like a weed in a garden
I took gainometaphines and my gains were like a muscle garden
My gains were so big, I had to get a new gym membership
I used gainometaphines and my gains were like a muscle riot
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